Jay Hash, Annie Trevisan, and Will Futterman |
By Tina Arth
I first saw Twilight’s current production, No Sex Please, We’re British, at the
Strand Theatre in London back in 1975, about four years after its 1971 debut. I
pretty much hated it, and have nursed a flickering flame of contempt for the
show ever since. My dismay when I learned that Twilight Theater Company was
doing the show was eclipsed only by my surprise at last Friday’s opening when I
found myself happily laughing (along with the rest of the audience) at this
utterly ridiculous farce.
Playwrights Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot’s absurd tale
takes a cheery look at the hypocrisy of late 1960s – early 1970s sexual
strictures – in particular, with respect to pornography (which was broadly
defined, widely illegal, and definitely deemed unacceptable by middle class
Brits still recovering from the Victorian era). Newlyweds Peter and Frances
Hunter have just moved into their new flat, located in Windsor above the bank
where Peter is assistant manager. Frances has ordered what she thinks is
glassware from the Scandinavian Import Company, hoping to sell it from the flat
to earn an extra pound or two. When the boxes arrive, she finds that they have
actually sent an assortment of pornographic pictures. With Peter’s widowed mother
Eleanor on the way for her first visit, the couple is desperate to get rid of
the offending photos a.s.a.p., and they embark (with the reluctant assistance
of Peter’s co-worker, Brian Runnicles) on a series of ill-fated schemes –
flushing them down the toilet, grinding them up in the garbage disposal,
sinking them in the Thames – none successful. Frances compounds the problem by
erroneously mailing a bank customer’s check to the Scandinavian Import Company,
which Peter is of course frantic to retrieve. Eleanor arrives, followed by the
smitten bank manager, Leslie Bromhead, a visiting bank inspector, a local
police superintendent, and more porn (this time, videos). With the classic
farce surplus of doors (front door, kitchen, den, bathroom, bedroom, spare
room, and upstairs) the cast manage to miss each other at all of the key
moments, even after the solicitous Scandinavian firm sends over two
enthusiastic hookers to ensure that the customer is well and truly satisfied.
In true farce fashion, things work out OK, but with a bit of a twist.
I spent some quality time figuring out why I so thoroughly
enjoyed a show that I had previously scorned, and came up with three
fundamental reasons: venue, run of show, and cast. “Venue” is obvious - I like
my theater up close and personal, I want to see the actors act, and there’s not
much comparison between the 1000+ seats in the Strand and the intimacy of
Twilight’s tiny theater. “Run of show”
is reflected in the tradeoff between the letter perfect, but often lifeless,
offerings of performers in year 4 of a 10-year run (spare me a farce in the
hands of bored actors!) and the goofy, if occasionally bumbling, enthusiasm of
local theater heroes at the beginning of a three-week run. Finally, there’s
cast – not that Twilight draws better actors than London’s professional stages
(and certainly the Brits had flawless accents) – but the right people on a
small stage for a limited run generates such enthusiasm that the audience just
cannot resist joining in the fun.
While the cast is solid, and everybody gets a share of the
laughs, it is Jay Hash as Brian Runnicles who absolutely steals the show. He has great comic timing, shifts facial
expressions seamlessly from worried to downright frantic, and tumbles about the
stage with the dexterity of a disorderly baboon as he desperately tries to hide
from his boss and the police. Lesley Mansfield and Maddy Gourlay, as the two
hookers, give Hash some serious competition – and kudos to the costumer who
found just the right mechanical tassels for Mansfield’s bra!
Veteran actors Gina George and Philip Giesy (as Eleanor and
Leslie) provide a nice contrast to the frantic shenanigans of the younger set –
always calm, just slightly staid, but with a light in their eyes and enough
double entendre to let the audience know where to look for the real hanky-panky.
Christopher Massey’s pajama-clad,
heavily-drugged Mr. Needham is impressively upright, then impressively
loose-limbed as his sleeping pills kick in, and Jeff Giberson’s slightly
mush-mouthed Irish cop provides a nice combination of rigidity and idiocy. To
the extent that there are straight men in the show, they are Will Futterman and
Annie Trevisan (as hapless newlyweds Peter and Frances), but both actors get
plenty of chances to dance on the edge of hysteria, and their few attempts at
romance are great – reminiscent of comparably ill-starred moments in Barefoot in the Park.
As befits farce, there is an enormous amount of running
about, and director Sarah Nolte Fuller has done a fine job of creating the
illusion of chaos while maintaining absolute control over waves of physical
comedy – I imagine that during rehearsal she must have felt very much like a
traffic cop at rush hour. The result – a really silly, really funny show that
inspires laughter, hoots, guffaws, even the occasional cheer from an
appreciative audience.